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Metrearv Erklevbtre Drovurkre

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The most official and the most important release, witnessing the life of The Greatest Lord Risen Vampyr of Darkness, blood member of The Elite Circle of Darkness and other important stuff.

Before we proceed to credits, here is a poem of mine, written in my blood when I was only 246 years old and therefore may appear immature.

Lord Risen Vampyr - Bloody Fucking Christmas

"All Christians in town in one place now
Let's interlock all doors and windows
As altar stands in flames of black
Burning the bible and fucking relics

The flame is rising, touching the ceiling
Satan is coming directly from Hell
To keep the fire by blowing the gas
Where is your God if I may ask?

Devil sodomizes the altar boys
With crucifixes and candlesticks
Anal injection of lit paschal candle
That assholes of few cannot hold out

Gathered in fear are staring hopeless
Awaiting their turn in the blasphemous game
Death would be really a big, great relief
But there is no escape from tribes of hate

Gather all priests in the whole world
In this one bloody and profaned chapel
Kill them by disembowelment, slowly
Drop their dead corpses over the Vatican

The flame is rising and reaching the bowels
Frying them furiously in the fire of Hell
Devoted women begin the feast
To prove their deep dedication to God

The bloody, fucking Christmas dinner
Of twelve dishes of guts of priests
Sucked into the mouths of heretics
And Christians with the brightest hearts

Bare skulls of children hanged on the tree
Black metal is playing in the background
Sound of destruction and image of hate
That's what I'm longing for every year"


Track 1 is the essence of everything and begins where words end, to make the antihuman manifestation of misanthropic attack and also to mark the end of everything, including the end of the ends and the end of what never began. Hailz and support!!! From Mexico and other South American shitholes!!! \m/

Tracks 2 and 5 are just some shitty black metal tunes recorded by the Egyptian slaves on a 666-string guitar and only 6 drum pieces, as the costs of Pyramids covered the most of their budget. Vocals performed in 1984 by Richard Dawkins, who shoved the microphone deep down his ass and realized this gives more pleasure than being an altar boy.

Track 3 is a representation of what happens when you put a microphone very close to the secret, underground volcano of Ma'lua'ola located beneath the Hawaii Islands. Yeah, it's there where the entrance to Hell is located. I mean, you wouldn't hear a thing even if you jumped into the lava, as the sounds are too low to be audible by human ear. Yay, digital audio editing. Sample in the end is a recording of voices inside of the mind of Judas, telling him to kill Jesus after he died by Orshabaal in Tibia 7.6 and lost his Magic Plate Armor.

Track 4 sucks donkey's ass, do not listen to it.

Track 6 is a transmission from the unknown channels from the eight realm of spirits, which has been intercepted by Matahama Bangara briefly before the death of the Pope Ammadeus XVI. It is believed to be a pre-mortem testament of Adolf Hitler, in which he described what caused him to become an artist and how he first thought that the holocaust will make his paintings famous. It also contains a fragment of an ambient / downtempo track from his mixtape, that he particularly enjoyed.

Samples in track 7 have been recorded in the secret underground catacombs of Transylvania, over the grave of Lord Risen Vampyr, who since 1911 is perpetually weeping over the fact he never actually lived to the age of 1000 and that causes his Black Brothers to outcast him. It's like Icy Tower, when you think you are pro, but your friends you don't even like that much get both better floors and combos.

Samples in track 8 have been recorded by the Howling Altar, which is located near the entrance from The Limbo to The Purgatory during the ritual millennial Black Mass of 1666, which put an end to the short reign of Kharkhan and elected The Immortal Gzhaar the Third of Pain and Lust. The dark voice is basically Gzhaar telling Kharkhan to go fuck himself after he let the Middle Ages and therefore the Unholy Inquisition end. What an asshole.

Dedicated to Darkness and Lady Death, my dearest ex-wife. Copyrighted by Universal Music Records, just like any other spawn of Satan in this world.

credits

released June 16, 2016

Lord Risen Vampyr - drawbar organ, dark ambient trumpet, cassette noize
Necroschizophrenic - suicide ambient
666 Slaves of Egypt - 666-string guitar
Hydra - drums
Richard Dawkins - vocals from ass
Choir of Dead Children - backing vocals
Chorus of Blasphemes - backing vocals
Orshabaal - tempting of Judas
Gzhaar - black voice ov hate
Kharkhan - pathetic weeping
The Red Army Choir - drum solo
Adolf Hitler - voice samples
Dead Girl - rental of the corpse for sexual purposes
Matahama Bangara - fast breathing during the interception
Spirits on Channel Eight - various disturbances
Michelangelo - cover art

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Eija Risen Warsaw, Poland

Man behind Dystert Sind, Cold Womb Descent and Thanatonaut. Addicted to creating realities.

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